Once Upon A Time…..
In the jungle just about forty miles off the coast of Santa Monica, there was a man named Gargonzola. What many didn’t know about this man was that he was in charge of one of the largest rubber duck production facilities in the world. The rubber ducks sold so successfully not only because it was a hidden operation within the forest, but because they were produced by midgets who were just short enough to be covered by the bushes. The ducks became a hit within the whole community because when put into a bath, the black tar heroin within the duck would seep out and instantly get the individuals addicted into a zombie state. What many didn’t understand was that this eventually would take over the world and be the first zombie outbreak of the century. And it all started with a man by the name of Gargonzola.







