Games

You suddenly wake up in an alarming panic. You notice that you are drenched in liquid and begin to wonder what the substance may be. You realize you have never felt this way before and begin to look around but cannot quite see clearly. As you are looking around you notice that you are actually in an environment you have never quite been in before. You begin to observe that there is also a wretched smell surrounding you. You finally decide that you must start traveling around the “room” and try to find a way out of this. You continue to keep walking around and notice that there is something similar to a fork in the road and are given two options. But before you decide, you remember you have your phone in your pocket and turn on the flashlight to have a better view of the two opportunities. However, since it’s so damp the light does not produce much insight into the area. 

You are presented with these two choices:

• Proceed LEFT towards a dark tunnel that seems as if its a large wet slide.

OR

• Proceed RIGHT towards the barely visible light that seems to be as if its slits. 

Despite the choice chosen, you begin to ponder whether or not you made the right decision and if the other path could have been the way to freedom. You start to recreate the choices in your head over and over nonstop because you feel as if you are traveling aimlessly. You wonder why you decided that path and why you are even here. You can no longer take the pressure inside your mind.

• You begin to POUND the spherical object that is hanging from the ceiling with all your might.

After your seconds of rage which seemed like minutes starts to cease you begin to hear an enormous grumbling sound. You know that you definitely just messed up. You begin to back away from where you were standing. As you back away you also notice that you never truly chose a path. You instead continued to walk in circles because you could never actually see clear enough. You begin to become weary. You sit down on the warm wet floor. As you begin to relax a large scream occurs. You close your ears as hard as you can and crumble into a ball on the floor. You begin to panic as you wonder how long this sound will cease. You carefully open your eyes. You begin to notice where you actually are. You are in a mythological creature’s mouth. Also known as a dragon! You quickly get up and think of two ideas.

• Idea 1: Run as fast as you can and jump out the mouth of the dragon before it closes and hope you land into safety

OR

• Idea 2: Wait till the dragon falls asleep and hope you can find an escape route safely. 

You can no longer take the pressure. You begin to freak out. You cannot control your mind or body. You become stir-crazy. You begin to hear a different sound as you lay on the floor, hopeless, wet, scared. The sound gets louder and louder as if someone or something is coming closer. You give up all hope. You decide you will just accept fate. The sound is now very loud and you make out what it is. It is the song All-Star by Smash Mouth. In an unfortunately soothing way, you begin to feel safe as you sing along to all the words. The being is now standing right next to you. You open you eyes and its Shrek. You stand up hug him and go off into never-land to get married and become a happy couple. Long Live Shrek.